"IfURlyWnt2HrBoutIt,Da1stFingUlProbWnt2NoIsWherIWsBorn &WotMyLousyChldhdWsLyk&HwMyRentsWerOcupyd&AlB4TheyHdMe &AlThtDaveCopafieldKindaCrp,BtIDnFeelLykGoin IntaItIfUWannaNoDaTruf" isn't quite so easily read as the garbled but surprisingly readable spelling of the message linked-to in the last post. This--the opening of J. D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye--needs decoding and phonetic deciphering.

"The Apocalypse Has Arrived: Classic Lit n Txt Msg" by Kimbery Maul at The Book Standard.