Saturday, October 30, 2004
From "My Own Private Library" by obsessive and pseudonymous college professor Thomas H. Benton at the Chronicle of Higher Education's website.
So Osama bin Laden is still at large and trying to run his game on the world. But there's nothing to worry about, even if he's threatening more attacks on America--no, nothing to worry about--we got Saddam! We've made sure he can't use any of those nasty Weapons of Mass Destruction on us. Of course, we found out Saddam didn't have any--but hey, neither does bin Laden, and look what he did with a bunch of suicidal religious fanatics and four hijacked jumbo jets! Um . . . no there's nothing to worry about, nothing at all.
"The Other Shoe Drops: bin Laden Weighs in" at AlterNet and "Osama rants in pre-election tape" at the New York Daily News' website.
Poem of the Day Dept.:
"Tho' much is taken, much abides; and tho'
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are,--
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
